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Ganymede, my chicken of a nephew

01/17/2015 18:24

    HEY GUYS! So this story is gonna be a long one so get comfortable! 

    It all started a few days ago, I was out hunting in chicken woods. A woods near my cave where the only 2 types of prey, chickens and the BIG CLUCKER, a MONSTER CHICKEN that hasn`t be seen in 158 YEARS ago by my grandfather Dìguó! (DE- gwo) The #1 question in your mind MUST BE:  HOW  DO YOU KNOW IT`S STILL ALIVE???!!!??? Answer: We`ve seen, GIANT feathers, chickens nesting inside GIANT footprints, and LOUD chicken clucks coming from the deapths of the woods!

    Anyway, I was out hunting, and I thought that I saw the BIG CLUCKER! So I hid in the bushes, waited for it to approach, and POUNCED! I pinned it down and got ready to blast it with fire! But then it screamed, "UNCLE GROCKLE! UNCLE GROCKLE! STOP, IT`S ME GANYMEDE!!!" "Ganemede?" I said, getting off of him, "WHAT are you doing here? You aren`t old enough to hunt yet are you?" "Yes, I know." he replied, "I just, just, IT`S SO UNFAIR!" So I was all like: ?????? he said, " Ya know, how Glory is 2 years older than ME, and I will be old enough in DECEMBER! AND, AND it`s just SO UNFAIR!!!" and then before I could say ANYTHING he said, "Ya know, I`m NOT good at hunting at ALL, so I need a trainer." He just looked at me like as if to say: "Are ya in?" then he just said, "I`ll let ya think." and he spotted a chicken and waddled over, rolled over, lept next to it, and ROARED! The whole tome the chicken just sat there like: : l   Long story short it got away.

    Suddenly, I got an idea.I applauded and said, "Great job Ganymede!" and he was all like: ????? and said, "But I missed." so I said "THAT was smarter than the average chicken. You don`t need to work on that at ALL!" "I do?" he said, "Is there anything ELSE to even LEARN about hunting?" so I came up with a plan right then and there, "Duh, you need to learn how to catch FLYING chickens. By the way have you caught anything yet?"  "This," he said holding up a worm, "And, flying chickens?" "Yeah," I said, "Come on"

    He flew up into the air and fried chickens as I threw them up into the air.

    As soon as hunting time was over I went streight to our tribe`s council room and called a meeting. As soon as everyone had assembled, (eccept the dragonets because they aren`t old enough.) I told them the whole story and they said that I should keep up what I was doing but, on Saturday morning be training him to fish at Sappire Shore. They didn`t tell me why because they didn`t want ANY chance of the beans getting spilled.

    So on Saturday morning I suggested that we go fish at Sappire Shore. I told him to fly up cannonball into the water, splash around and SCREAM as loud as you can and dive as deep down as possible and grab a fish. And he did, well up untill the deep dive when he grabes something HUGE! He darted up out of the water and started flying as fast as his wings could carry him. I didn`t even know what happened untill a GIANT SWAMP MONSTER covered with seaweed and sand! As soon as he got to shore a monster that was on FIRE! As it landed the sea monster caught up and a feathered monster leapt out of Chicken Woods and clucked WILDLY!

    We were cornered I got ready to fly when the monsters started laughing. I soon realized that that the sea monster was Aunt Tsunami the fire monster was Mom and the feathered monster was Gwinnia (also that the sand by Ganymede was a bit wet). "Ganymede,Ganymede it`s only Aunt Tsunami, Grandma Scarlet, and your Mom."  "Oh," he said. But THEN Gwinnia landed from the sky and said "Um, I`m right here." then Mom said "Then, who`s..."  everyone said, "THE BIG CLUCKER! AAAAAAAAAHHH" and we all ran off, exept Ganymede.

    When we got home we realized he was gone. We all freaked out. The first thing Glory did when she heard the news was RUN INTO THE WOODS! We split up into 2 groups and went into the woods and to Sappire shore. I went to the shore. We searched around the shore and found Glory. We didn`t find Ganymede after ALL NIGHT we finially went home. and you will NOT BELEIVE who was there, Ganymede.

    And you will not BELEIVE what he had, a claw from the BIG CHICKEN NUGGET! LOOOOONG STORY SHORT his TERRIBLE hunting skills costed the BIG CLUCKER a claw! Grandpa Dìguó would have been so proud.


    So that`s my tale hope ya enjoyed!