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How I Barfed Rainbows

08/28/2015 16:22

        HEY GUYS! So, after I got back to the dragon island after the, erm, visit to Lego City, I landed in Chicken Woods, right in front of my cousin Banana causing her to turn many different shades of yellow, brown, red, and black. Whitch appaently made her happy for some reason that and made her turn blue, green, and pink, only making her happier. Then she flew off , I foolowed her out of curiosity, we ended up at her living cave. I landed on the ledge making her turn red and fall into some randomly stacked buckets, after she got back up on her feet, she welcomed me to her "lab" and started to tell me what her latest project was when she noticed that she was bleeding, and turned tangerine and the stuff I thought was blood turned tangerine as well, then Banana did the strangest ting, she collected the stuff up in a vile and said, "I call it the Wernick Syrum, I think it`s the key to how us rain dragons change colors." You see, Banana is a rain dragon, a rare species of dragon that can change colors to show feelings like a mood ring and even blend into their enviornment, how they do it is a mystery, and I guess Banana wants to figure that out. 

        So after she had put a bandage on the spot bleeding Wernick stuff she offered  me a glass of water whitch I gladly took and we got into a deep conversation about sock monkeys and movie effects, I must have grabbed the wrong glass because I began to feel queasy, Banana`s jaw dropped to the floor, and then the most magical, amazing thing ever happened in terms of vomit, I threw up rainbows. :P

       Well according to Banana I drank the Wernick Syrum and blah blah blah thermotropic blah blah blah heat blah blah blah flame gasses blah blah blah I BARFED RAINBOWS!! Banana acctually got it on tape (security cameras EVERYWHERE) she traded the video disk to Ganymede for his collection of mood jewlery and hip-hop sunglasses. (don`t ask)

          Well, in conclusion I`m pretty sure that that video is going to come back and bite me, who am I kidding I`m SURE that it will come back to bite me. Ganymede has it.