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Into the Woods

07/17/2015 13:16

    HEY GUYS!!! So after my 16th hatchday I had a little trouble finding some peace and quiet around the others ,so I had been spending alot of time wandering chicken woods by myself, and yesterday I came across Endy sunning herself on a large rock in the middle of the woods, but as I got closer I realized that she was crying. "Endy?" I said. "Grockle?" she said raising her head. "What`s  wrong?"  I asked.  "Oh," she said, "nothing  this is just where I come to let out all of the sad depressing thoughts I`ve had today. Grockle I`m going to tell you the full story of what happened. Once apon a time there was a majestic kingdom where ones that the Players considered hostile were able to live in peace and tranquility enjoying secret materials, food, and enchantments that  players didn`t even know about. Then one day it was announced that a new princess was going to hatch sometime soon. The kingdom was overjoyed, so ovejoyed they let their guard down, and the kingdom was attacked by a player who killed the king of the land and drove off the queen. What happened in the kingdom after that dark day remains a mystery, but I`m sure that no one left in the kingdom lived happily ever after."  "Oh," I said, "Um, is it okay if I can ask you a question?" "Anything Grockle." Endy replied. "Yeah, so do you happen to remember what the players username was?"  I asked. "'DEATH-2-EVRY-DRAGON' or something gruesome like that." she replied.  That answer made me gasp so loud I`ll bet dragons in the living caves heard it. "What is it?" Endy asked. "I-I-I know him in real life!!!!"  I studdered. "WHAT!!?!??!?!?" Endy yelled, "HOW??"  "Well," I started, "two years ago my e-mail inbox was bombarded with about a billion e-mails a day from the not-so-friendly neighborhood annoyance, Sir Lance telling me to join a Minecraft survival PVP server, and eventually I got fed up with all of the e-mails so I joined the server and when I spawned in I was trapped inside a prision made of iron bars and bedrock  after a few seconds of just looking for an escape a message appeared on my screen saying 'DEATH-2-EVRY-DRAGON : Hello Grockle, you have now been taken prisoner. Sorry for the inconveinence (not really)' Then I left the server forever."  

    Endy was speachless and the forest was silent, but not for long. First we heard some wild whoops roars and clucks and then we saw a flash of white go by and soon after three loud blue, green, and red whizzed by and I have to admit that I forgot about Endy and followed them. Those "flashes" actually turned out to be Ganymede, Wave and Hurricane chasing (yes) the BIG CLUCKER so I flew over them all and once I got ahead of the BIG CLUCKER I came down on top of it and pinned it down. It fought back ferociously it was almost an even match, exept I could breath fire. I was getting ready to scorch off its weird dangly thing that no one knows the name of when Ganymede landed on my head and wrapped his tail around my mouth and flying backwards knocking me off of the BIG CLUCKER! "DUDE!!" I yelled before I saw that Ganymede was PETTING the BIG CLUCKER telling it stuff like "It`s okay buddy everythings alright." and THE BIG CLUCKER was NUZZLING him back. My face must have been all like: WHAAAAAAT because he said "Uhhhh, Its a LOOOOONG story lets just say he`s a friend not food." Then Wave and Hurricane found us and Hurricane took oe look at me and said "Uhhh, games over I guess" "Don`t worry guys," Ganymede said, "Grockle`s toatally cool with it. Right, Grockle?" "Oh yeah," I said "I`M TOATALLY COOL THAT YOU HAVE A MONSTER CHICKEN BIGGER THAN ME AS A PET!! WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK ABOUT THIS??? OR DO THEY EVEN KNOW???" "Your right," Ganymede said, "Nobody knows about this exept for us and you."  "BUT THEY WOULD KILL OSCAR IF THEY KNEW!!" Wave exclamed. "Oscar?" I asked "Yeah, Oscar" Wave said  "Why would you name a giant chicken Oscar?" I asked "The real question here is why not?" Wave replied "No," Ganymede interupted, "the real question here is, Is our secret safe with you Grockle?"  My first thought was YES I finally have a way to blackmail Ganymede, But then I looked over at Oscar I didn`t want him to die because of me so I said, "Yes, your secrets safe with me." Then Ganymede said something that I never thought I`d hear him say, "Thank you, Grockle. You won`t regret this." Then we heard the gongs calling us in for dinner, so we flew off twoards the living cave, together.